Procrastinating

so-many-feels:

deucebowl:

If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds.

i think you would be a very good wizard.

(via rebel-with-no-cause)

excalilbur:

excalilbur:

i have more followers than there are people in my school

(via rebel-with-no-cause)

zigdiamondz:

jocelynbeexo:

mavistai:

THE WORLD MUST KNOW.

GET THE WORD OUT, GUYS.

^^

and i did this every time my teachers did not appear. 

(Source: jumoke-ng, via rebel-with-no-cause)

nodivision:

spineless-faceless:

baby-vegan:

rnassachusetts:

vegans do realize that animals eat other animals right

omnivores do realize that animals also lick their own asses right

vegans realize sometimes people lick each others asses right

checkmate

(Source: circletines, via rebel-with-no-cause)

spookymormon:

spookymormon:

my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great

(via rebel-with-no-cause)